What's Out and What's In: Fall/Winter 2026

It's time for your semi-annual horoscope to learn how to be turnt when the leaves turn

In Music

Out: Math Rock In: Algebraic Geology

Out: Rockin’ around the clock In: Working 9 to 5

Out: Picardy Thirds In: Monotone Monogamy


In Technology

Out: Apps In: Maps

Out: Folding phones In: Folding maps

Out: Navigating iOS In: Navigating I-75


In Grammar

Out: Confabulating Conjunctions In: Conjugating Configurations

Out: Adverse Adverbs In: Preposterous Preposition

Out: em-dashing In: Dashing men


In Dance

Out: Jazz Hands In: Country Feet

Out: Square Dances In: Jazz Squares

Out: The Blowtorch In: The Waiver


In Emergency Services

Out: 911 In: 999

Out: EMS In: EMTs

Out: Reach, Throw, Row, Go! In: HOTTOGO!